With a nod to Bob Rivers, a former Seattle-area DJ who wrote and produced many Christmas song parodies (“Walkin’ ‘Round in Women’s Underwear” is one of my favorites), we present “Luna the wet-nosed rain dog.”
(Sung to “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”)
Luna, the wet-nosed rain dog
Has a very spongy nose
And if you’ve never felt it
Try asking someone else who knows
All of her other dog friends
Like to bark and jump insane
When she comes to the Scoob Shack
To run around in the rain
On one stormy Weekday night
Scooby came to say
Luna with your nose so moist
All the dogs want you to play
Now she goes to shack up weekly
With Scooby and all her furry friends
Luna the wet-nosed rain dog
She hopes the good times never end